So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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