Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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