No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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