I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
she looked like the before picture.
only if we run a train.
done.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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