How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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