If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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