where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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