He is such a slut. More and more my type.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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