She's JV to your varsity
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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