I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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