the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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