Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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