Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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