What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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