I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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