If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize