come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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