I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
vagina is talking i cant
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
