Porn is love you can see.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
