she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
