My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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