hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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