oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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