Pussy?
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Wat do u mean how?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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