We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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