If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
