I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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