I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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