You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I think people are normalizing furries
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Randomize
