He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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