Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
did i walk over a car last night?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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