Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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