So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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