party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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