I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
they need to just BURY HIM!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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