OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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