Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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