I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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