living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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