so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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