with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
she pinky promised me she was 18
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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