Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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