It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
home. puking in laundry basket.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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