I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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