we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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