I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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