is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize