i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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