I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
We talked him into tasing himself.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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