Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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