Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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