Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize