Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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