Well douche your snatch and let's go!
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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