Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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