It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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