3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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