Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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